Well, we never got around to those last couple of interviews, such as the Assward one, but don't be afraid to check back for a couple of weeks since I might get around to it.
Pixie Dust is now finished. Finite. DONE. The epilogue was posted last night.
Thank you everyone for reading. You've been a great audience and I hope you enjoyed the ride. Thanks for checking out the blog. I hope it provided some fun entertainment for you!
Laughs and Hugs!
~IG (Aka Juliann)
Monday, March 01, 2010
Monday, January 04, 2010
Teaser
Because I'm evil.... chuckles darkly
Let your minds wander with THAT one....
I leapt on him, knocking him backwards into the couch and straddling him. His breath left in a whoosh, and he stared at me, first in surprise… then his eyes darkened. I licked my lips.
Let your minds wander with THAT one....
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Interview 6
I know, this was a long time coming.... Sorry.
Today, we have OutsideJokes returning and interviewing the Pack.
OutsideJokes: Hey there Sam. I'm going to just cut to the chase. First, how much did you already know about your most recent vampire encounter?
Sam: crosses arms and glares What's that supposed to mean?
OutsideJokes: sighs and mutters Well this is going to be fun.
What I mean is: Did you already know about Paris and Helen? About Bella's power? That she left to protect Edward?
Sam: You mean the fucking leeches? glares I knew those two - the male and female who weren't Cullens - were around and from what we knew from Seth, they were after that boy. I'm assuming Bella is that Cullen, right? Power? I have no clue about any of that. And she left to protect him? scoffs She's just going to kill him herself.
OutsideJokes: I'll remember that you guys don't bother with names.
So if, basically, you knew the two non-Cullen's were bad news, and the other vampire was attacking them, why did you get in her way?
Sam: Our job is to protect our people, and the palefaces even - even when they're idiots and putting themselves knowingly in danger - from the leeches. The Cullen broke the treaty, and she's still a parasite. She's even broken it before! glares angrily It makes no difference if she was fighting the others as well. They all should have died.
OutsideJokes: But the others were the bigger threat. Wouldn't it make more sense to let her deal with them (hell, even, maybe, I don't know, help her?) and then attack her afterwards? Not that I condone that type of unethical and immoral behavior, but strategically speaking it makes the most sense. Maybe then the dark-haired one wouldn't have gotten away.
Sam: eyes tighten Are you implying that we couldn't handle it on our own and would need a LEECH'S - sneers the word - help?
OutsideJokes: In a word, yes. You're also not answering my question.
Sam: We don't need a leech's help.
OutsideJokes: gives a frustrated sigh Because I know I'm right, I'm just going to drop it and ask Ig to bring out Paul, Embry, Jared, and Quil.
Bye, Sam.
Sam scoffs, shakes head, and walks out
Ig skips into the room and waves at OutsideJokes, jerking a thumb over her shoulder He's just full of cheer and goodwill, right?
Here's Paul, Embry, and Quil. waggles brows Have fun.
OutsideJokes: waves at Ig
Hey, guys. How are you all after the... battle?
Ig turns around, eyes wide, and stammers Oh uh... I forgot to tell ya something... heh.
There was a fatality during the fight....
Heh.... and it was one of these guys....
It was Jared.
Is quiet and sad. All the wolves shift uneasily, and OutsideJokes stares wide-eyed.
OutsideJokes: As in he died?!
Ig chuckles a little uneasily, nods, and quickly dashes out of the room
Embry: We're... suffering.
Quil: scrubs hands over his face briskly This shit isn't easy. In all the legends, no one really talks about what it's like... to lose a brother....
Paul: Yeah, well, none of you had to tell Kim. shakes head That was fucking horrible.
OutsideJokes: I'm, ah, really sorry guys. I feel horrible. I just found out about this. glares in Ig's direction.
Well, let's change the subject. What do you guys think of the Cullen/Bella/Edward situation and how Sam's handling it?
Quil: Don't worry about it. smiles slightly, sadly You didn't know. And Ig is trying not to think about it. Anyway... I don't know what you want to hear from us about that. Sam's alpha, it's a big responsibility. He's just doing his job.
Paul: Those leeches are either going to drain him dry or make him one of them. I don't see how we're supposed to overlook them blatantly breaking the treaty. They should either leave the human alone or we should kill them. Sam's not giving them any fucking slack, is all.
Embry: sighs and shifts Listen, OutsideJokes, it's not as easy as people like to make it. What are we supposed to do? Sit back and let them take the life of a human?
OutsideJokes: smiles Those are all really interesting perspectives. In the interest of keeping this interview short, I'll ask you guys just one more question.
Do you guys see any more wolfy involvement happening? Whether romantic, violent, peaceful, or otherwise?
They all share a glance, and then Embry shrugs
Embry: Probably. As long as the Cullens show signs of going to break the treaty, we'll have to be ready for war.
OutsideJokes: Alrighty then.
Thanks for your time, guys. And really, very sorry for your loss.
Time for Jake.
mutters God help me.
They all wave and mutter goodbyes, walking out of the room with slouched shoulders
Ig slides in, grinning uneasily whispers Sorry! I... honestly just forgot to warn you. So sorry. winces
Jake saunters in, looking around with a mixture of boredom and arrogance
Ig - still whispering Good luck.
OutsideJokes: Hello, Jake. What did you think of the battle?
Jacob: bluntly It was a fucking disaster.
OutsideJokes: snorts I could see that, thanks. But what makes you think that?
Jacob: gives her a disbelieving look Because the freakin' leeches got away. raises his brow in a 'duh' way
OutsideJokes: takes a deep breath
I'm choosing not to respond.
On a different subject, are you still thinking about killing Sam in order to become Alpha and then return to a normal life?
Jacob: eyes tighten suspiciously I don't know where you're getting your intel, lady, but I am not thinking about killing my alpha.
OutsideJokes: Of course, you're not. How silly of me. gives a sarcastic grin
But I happen to know this particular intel is never wrong.
But, thats off the subject. Do you see any thing big happening in the forseeable future?
Jacob: shrugs casually Killing the leeches. Avenging Jared's death. smirks sarcastically Going to college.
OutsideJokes: Nice and vague. Ig has taught you well.
Speaking of, looks over Jake's shoulder I'm ready for Seth and Leah, Ig!
looks back at Jake Thanks for your time.
Jake smirks, turns, and leaves without a single word or glance or acknowledgment
Seth strolls in, grinning and waving at OutsideJokes. Leah rolls eyes as she follows.
OutsideJokes: Hey Seth, Hey Leah. I got a rush order, so I'm going to make this quick.
Leah, I was wondering, what was going through your mind during the battle?
Leah: blinks in surprise Uhm... I don't know. You'd have to get what it's like to be in a battle.... You don't see very far ahead into the future. Next hit, next attack from the next foe.... I guess I was thinking about fighting... and Seth here. rolls eyes Do you KNOW how much trouble this kid gets into?
OutsideJokes: Laughs I can only imagine.
Seth: rolls eyes
OutsideJokes: Now, were either of you surprised by how consistently and adamantly Bella protected Edward? And how do you think the whole Cullen/Edward/Bella situation was and is being handled?
Seth: shrugs Not really. grins But then, I'm the only one who has spoken to her, and I'm really the only one who knows Edward. So I wasn't all that surprised.
Leah: glances around slightly nervously Listen, I don't want to sound like the big bad wolf or anything, but I was surprised. I figured Edward was just hung up over their beauty and all that. You know? I mean, I just... couldn't wrap my head around a leech being IN LOVE with a human. It doesn't make sense, you have to admit that. I thought... when I first realized I was fighting her... I was worried that maybe she was after Edward. Taking care of the problem before it became a bigger one, you know? actually blushes Once I realized... that might not be it... I tested that. She protected him when I acted like I was attacking him. So... I was surprised, but I got over it. I accepted it. She obviously loves him.
Seth: As for how it's being handled? You all know my view on that. grins and winks
Leah: I have to admit, if the kid wants it... then I don't see why we should stop him. It's what he wants. If he knows what he's asking for... it's not our job to control his actions. snorts and rolls her eyes Edward's a big boy. He can take care of himself. mutters Sorta. That might be debatable.
OutsideJokes: Tries to and fails at holding back a grin
Those were the best responses I've gotten out of this whole interview.
That's all the questions for now. Thanks so much.
Waves good bye
And a big thanks to Ig's sister because, well, she knows why.
Okay, so, there you all go! A very nice interview conducted by OutsideJokes, revealing some insight into that pesky Pack! ;)
Oh, and Leah? Edward told me to tell you clears throat and quotes "Fuck you."
Have a nice night everyone!
Today, we have OutsideJokes returning and interviewing the Pack.
~*~*~
OutsideJokes: Hey there Sam. I'm going to just cut to the chase. First, how much did you already know about your most recent vampire encounter?
Sam: crosses arms and glares What's that supposed to mean?
OutsideJokes: sighs and mutters Well this is going to be fun.
What I mean is: Did you already know about Paris and Helen? About Bella's power? That she left to protect Edward?
Sam: You mean the fucking leeches? glares I knew those two - the male and female who weren't Cullens - were around and from what we knew from Seth, they were after that boy. I'm assuming Bella is that Cullen, right? Power? I have no clue about any of that. And she left to protect him? scoffs She's just going to kill him herself.
OutsideJokes: I'll remember that you guys don't bother with names.
So if, basically, you knew the two non-Cullen's were bad news, and the other vampire was attacking them, why did you get in her way?
Sam: Our job is to protect our people, and the palefaces even - even when they're idiots and putting themselves knowingly in danger - from the leeches. The Cullen broke the treaty, and she's still a parasite. She's even broken it before! glares angrily It makes no difference if she was fighting the others as well. They all should have died.
OutsideJokes: But the others were the bigger threat. Wouldn't it make more sense to let her deal with them (hell, even, maybe, I don't know, help her?) and then attack her afterwards? Not that I condone that type of unethical and immoral behavior, but strategically speaking it makes the most sense. Maybe then the dark-haired one wouldn't have gotten away.
Sam: eyes tighten Are you implying that we couldn't handle it on our own and would need a LEECH'S - sneers the word - help?
OutsideJokes: In a word, yes. You're also not answering my question.
Sam: We don't need a leech's help.
OutsideJokes: gives a frustrated sigh Because I know I'm right, I'm just going to drop it and ask Ig to bring out Paul, Embry, Jared, and Quil.
Bye, Sam.
Sam scoffs, shakes head, and walks out
Ig skips into the room and waves at OutsideJokes, jerking a thumb over her shoulder He's just full of cheer and goodwill, right?
Here's Paul, Embry, and Quil. waggles brows Have fun.
OutsideJokes: waves at Ig
Hey, guys. How are you all after the... battle?
Ig turns around, eyes wide, and stammers Oh uh... I forgot to tell ya something... heh.
There was a fatality during the fight....
Heh.... and it was one of these guys....
It was Jared.
Is quiet and sad. All the wolves shift uneasily, and OutsideJokes stares wide-eyed.
OutsideJokes: As in he died?!
Ig chuckles a little uneasily, nods, and quickly dashes out of the room
Embry: We're... suffering.
Quil: scrubs hands over his face briskly This shit isn't easy. In all the legends, no one really talks about what it's like... to lose a brother....
Paul: Yeah, well, none of you had to tell Kim. shakes head That was fucking horrible.
OutsideJokes: I'm, ah, really sorry guys. I feel horrible. I just found out about this. glares in Ig's direction.
Well, let's change the subject. What do you guys think of the Cullen/Bella/Edward situation and how Sam's handling it?
Quil: Don't worry about it. smiles slightly, sadly You didn't know. And Ig is trying not to think about it. Anyway... I don't know what you want to hear from us about that. Sam's alpha, it's a big responsibility. He's just doing his job.
Paul: Those leeches are either going to drain him dry or make him one of them. I don't see how we're supposed to overlook them blatantly breaking the treaty. They should either leave the human alone or we should kill them. Sam's not giving them any fucking slack, is all.
Embry: sighs and shifts Listen, OutsideJokes, it's not as easy as people like to make it. What are we supposed to do? Sit back and let them take the life of a human?
OutsideJokes: smiles Those are all really interesting perspectives. In the interest of keeping this interview short, I'll ask you guys just one more question.
Do you guys see any more wolfy involvement happening? Whether romantic, violent, peaceful, or otherwise?
They all share a glance, and then Embry shrugs
Embry: Probably. As long as the Cullens show signs of going to break the treaty, we'll have to be ready for war.
OutsideJokes: Alrighty then.
Thanks for your time, guys. And really, very sorry for your loss.
Time for Jake.
mutters God help me.
They all wave and mutter goodbyes, walking out of the room with slouched shoulders
Ig slides in, grinning uneasily whispers Sorry! I... honestly just forgot to warn you. So sorry. winces
Jake saunters in, looking around with a mixture of boredom and arrogance
Ig - still whispering Good luck.
OutsideJokes: Hello, Jake. What did you think of the battle?
Jacob: bluntly It was a fucking disaster.
OutsideJokes: snorts I could see that, thanks. But what makes you think that?
Jacob: gives her a disbelieving look Because the freakin' leeches got away. raises his brow in a 'duh' way
OutsideJokes: takes a deep breath
I'm choosing not to respond.
On a different subject, are you still thinking about killing Sam in order to become Alpha and then return to a normal life?
Jacob: eyes tighten suspiciously I don't know where you're getting your intel, lady, but I am not thinking about killing my alpha.
OutsideJokes: Of course, you're not. How silly of me. gives a sarcastic grin
But I happen to know this particular intel is never wrong.
But, thats off the subject. Do you see any thing big happening in the forseeable future?
Jacob: shrugs casually Killing the leeches. Avenging Jared's death. smirks sarcastically Going to college.
OutsideJokes: Nice and vague. Ig has taught you well.
Speaking of, looks over Jake's shoulder I'm ready for Seth and Leah, Ig!
looks back at Jake Thanks for your time.
Jake smirks, turns, and leaves without a single word or glance or acknowledgment
Seth strolls in, grinning and waving at OutsideJokes. Leah rolls eyes as she follows.
OutsideJokes: Hey Seth, Hey Leah. I got a rush order, so I'm going to make this quick.
Leah, I was wondering, what was going through your mind during the battle?
Leah: blinks in surprise Uhm... I don't know. You'd have to get what it's like to be in a battle.... You don't see very far ahead into the future. Next hit, next attack from the next foe.... I guess I was thinking about fighting... and Seth here. rolls eyes Do you KNOW how much trouble this kid gets into?
OutsideJokes: Laughs I can only imagine.
Seth: rolls eyes
OutsideJokes: Now, were either of you surprised by how consistently and adamantly Bella protected Edward? And how do you think the whole Cullen/Edward/Bella situation was and is being handled?
Seth: shrugs Not really. grins But then, I'm the only one who has spoken to her, and I'm really the only one who knows Edward. So I wasn't all that surprised.
Leah: glances around slightly nervously Listen, I don't want to sound like the big bad wolf or anything, but I was surprised. I figured Edward was just hung up over their beauty and all that. You know? I mean, I just... couldn't wrap my head around a leech being IN LOVE with a human. It doesn't make sense, you have to admit that. I thought... when I first realized I was fighting her... I was worried that maybe she was after Edward. Taking care of the problem before it became a bigger one, you know? actually blushes Once I realized... that might not be it... I tested that. She protected him when I acted like I was attacking him. So... I was surprised, but I got over it. I accepted it. She obviously loves him.
Seth: As for how it's being handled? You all know my view on that. grins and winks
Leah: I have to admit, if the kid wants it... then I don't see why we should stop him. It's what he wants. If he knows what he's asking for... it's not our job to control his actions. snorts and rolls her eyes Edward's a big boy. He can take care of himself. mutters Sorta. That might be debatable.
OutsideJokes: Tries to and fails at holding back a grin
Those were the best responses I've gotten out of this whole interview.
That's all the questions for now. Thanks so much.
Waves good bye
And a big thanks to Ig's sister because, well, she knows why.
~*~*~
Okay, so, there you all go! A very nice interview conducted by OutsideJokes, revealing some insight into that pesky Pack! ;)
Oh, and Leah? Edward told me to tell you clears throat and quotes "Fuck you."
Have a nice night everyone!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
I know.
Yeah, I know, I know. Blog update fail.
I've been amazingly busy, as you know, so I haven't had time to ask the reporters to interview the characters. I will get around to them eventually, though. Not this weekend, but probably next.
I've been amazingly busy, as you know, so I haven't had time to ask the reporters to interview the characters. I will get around to them eventually, though. Not this weekend, but probably next.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Tattoos - again
http://www.chinese-word.com/write/0497.html
^Dangerous, danger, unsafe, perilous
http://www.chinese-word.com/data/3622.html
^Ache, aching, pain, painful, sorrow, sorrowful, suffering, to ache, to hurt
Since I haven't exactly put the next chapter up, this could probably count as a teaser.....
lol
^Dangerous, danger, unsafe, perilous
http://www.chinese-word.com/data/3622.html
^Ache, aching, pain, painful, sorrow, sorrowful, suffering, to ache, to hurt
Since I haven't exactly put the next chapter up, this could probably count as a teaser.....
lol
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Teaser.
Heh. Heh.
So, I know it's been a while, but I've been a little busy with RL. But I am working on the next chapter, so to prove this to you, here's a teaser. ;)
“Fuck Bella!” Edward snapped, turning and slamming his fist into the wall. “Why can’t you just fucking trust me. I’ve trusted you. For all I know, you can lose control in a fucking instant and I won’t be able to do shit. But I trust you. I trust you not to hurt me. Why can’t you fucking do the same?!”
Tada! lol. Hope you all enjoy it and the interview below, next chapter up in a few days!
So, I know it's been a while, but I've been a little busy with RL. But I am working on the next chapter, so to prove this to you, here's a teaser. ;)
“Fuck Bella!” Edward snapped, turning and slamming his fist into the wall. “Why can’t you just fucking trust me. I’ve trusted you. For all I know, you can lose control in a fucking instant and I won’t be able to do shit. But I trust you. I trust you not to hurt me. Why can’t you fucking do the same?!”
Tada! lol. Hope you all enjoy it and the interview below, next chapter up in a few days!
Reporter's Interview 5
Tada! Here's this week's interview, with V returning and Emmett starring.
Ready?
V?
Did you pass out on me?
haha
V: OMG OMG OGM OMGGGGGGGGGGG
bouncing in seat
IG: lol
V: IM ABOUT TO INTERVIEW EMMETT WOMAN
IG: I know.
V: give a minute here
IG: okay
I'll go get him.
leaves to get Emmett, leaving V to freak the fuck out
V: hahahah
Em: walks in and plops into the chair, cracking his knuckles Hey V hun, how ya doing?
V: HEY EMM!!!!!!!!!!
Em: chuckles
V: waves frantically and almost faints
Em: chuckles and grins. waves back So? You have some questions for me?
V: so, emmy - Hey, I can call u emmy right?
Em: Uh... I suppose. I prefer Em or Emmett, but whatever.
V: hahaha
Em: grins
V: I'll call you Em then
Em: okay
V: sooo... hey there
Em: laughs You've said that.
V: how are you doing this fine evening
Em: Pretty cool. IG is working on the next chapter, so I'm just chillin
V: oh cool. got any spoilers for us? winks
Em: smirks Mike Newton pissed his pants?
V: bursts out laughing
Em: grins
V: that's always good to hear
Em: Yeah, the little shithead.
V: so Em. I got a couple of questions for you
Em: I figured, since this is an interview and shit
V: rolls eyes
Em: laughs and winks Ask your questions, V. waves with grandiloquence
V: haha ok. So just to get to know a little better... tell us about yourself and your life before and after you became a vampire...
Em: smiles I've always been a simple guy, V. I love my family, and I'd do anything for them. I came from a big family, and my momma was always keepin us outta trouble as much as she could. I was working hard to help out, but that didn't mean I didn't fool around a lot. After I was changed, I just instantly knew. Rose was the girl for me. laughs Took a while to convince her of the same, but she got the idea after a while. Been with the Cullens my whole life, never regretted a moment. I mean, you can't regret shit. It just makes things harder for everyone. Ya know?
V: yeah.. i totally agree. No regrets.. we wouldn't be who or where we are if something went differently
Em: Yeah, and I'm pretty damn happy where I am. I love my family, I love my Rosie and my sisters Alice and Bella, and my adoptive parents Esme and Carlisle, and my brother Jasper. I love my first family, and I love my current one.
V: smiles okay.. next question
Em: okay
V: heehee
Em: raises a brow I get the feeling this one is gonna be more for your benefit.
V: what makes Emmett Cullen special-different if you will- from all the other guys? or in this case, vampires? winks
Em: laughs I don't think I'm all that special V. I'm pretty strong, even for a vampire, and I laugh a lot more than most I've met, but I'm not anything special.
V: hahahah... so no special tricks or something to have that body and attract the ladies? grins
Em: Haha, nah. I'm just a regular guy. Vampire. ...Though I've heard the dimples work with the ladies. winks
V: hahaha we all love a regular guy mind wanders off to dangerous places
Em: laughs loudly V, girl, pay attention.
V: shakes head and snaps out of it yeah. sorry.
Em: Haha, no problem
V: so... next question
Em: Shoot.
V: were you ever in love before Rose? as a human, i mean?
Em: rubs hand over the back of the neck, frowning thoughtfully Ya see, I don't remember too much from my time as a human. It just doesn't stick around all that much as more time passes, you know? I know I was pretty popular with the ladies. Mostly, I remember this girl that was at the farm down from ours.
V: rolls eyes i cant imagine whyyy
Em: Cute, little thing. Freckles, red hair.
V: hahaha
Em: laughs V, shut up.
V: ok sorry, carry on
Em: Anyway, I think I had a thing with her. But I don't know if I can say it was love. Nothing feels like it could have been love after I met Rosie. Rosie is love, for me. Nothing can compare.
V: awwww
Em: laughs Don't melt on me, V.
V: ahahah ok shakes herself again to remain focused
Em: laughs some more
V: mkay, next one. What are your thoughts on the wolves at La Push?
Em: Go on. Ah, those mutts? laughs I can take 'em.
V: bursts out laughing Sure you can Em.
Em: laughs I can! They're all about the power of their attack, but if there's one thing I've learned wrestling with Jasper, it's that cleverness will take you far.
Those wolves... shakes head
V: hahaha
Em: I've heard rumor that Edward hangs out with one, though. shrugs
V: hahah yeah. Seth
Em: Ah, yeah.
V: he's pretty cool
Em: Is he? I wouldn't know.
V: he's a good kid, really. but ANYWAY
Em: Ha ha
V: haha. if you had stayed human all those years ago, what career would you have pursued? were you in college when carlisle changed you?
Em: If I had stayed human.... Ya see, college was for rich folks back then, and I wasn't all that high up on the food chain. I'd have taken over my family's farm, gotten myself a wife, popped out a few kids.
V: ahahahahah
Em: It would have been a hell of a lot less interesting than being a vampire, that's for sure!
What're you laughing at, V? grins
V: nothing, nothing
Em: Liar. Tell me. smiles, dimples popping up Please?
V: HEY! don't do that to me swoons
Em: Come on... tell me?
V: You KNOW i cant resist the dimples
Em: tilts head and smiles some more Come on, V, please?
V: ahahah i was just laughing at what you said about "popping out a few kids" blushes
they would have been cute smiles
Em: Oh. grins Yeah, they would have been hella cute, right? Ha, great minds V!
V: winks you've got a heck of a great mind in front of you baby
mkay
...
Em: laughs
V: total random question but...what's your favorite holiday? why?
Em: Fuck. Before I became a blood-obsessed leech winks I loved Thanksgiving. Now? Fourth of July. That holiday rocks, the fireworks are so cool and usually I take Rosie somewhere romantic. winks
V: hahaha THAKSGIVING IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY TOO
Em: Haha. You and IG....
V: ask Juliann over there. hahah
Em: haha
V: points to IG
Em: Next week, hun. Pigging out.
V: I KNOWWWWWW. and black friday is THE BEST
Em: Ig's given us all a holiday while she goes visits family.Ha, you sound like Alice., That's an actual holiday for her.
V: haha I KNOW
Em: Black Friday. rolls eyes
V: we're BFFs didn't you hear? DUH its ALWAYS been a holiday dummy
Em: Ha, I think I recall that, actually.
V: hahaha what would you say is your best trait or quality?
Em: I can laugh at anything. It relieves tension when people are stressing if you can make them see the bright side of shit
V: (dimples DONT count) thats always good nods
Em: Ha, V. Of course the dimples don't count.
V: hahaha just making sure. what about your biggest flaw?
Em: Hmm... rubs the back of his neck and grins sheepishly I'm usually pretty irrational. If I think my family or loved ones are in danger, I rush into things that might be better thought through.
V: its pretty understandable, i guess
Em: yeah, but it gets us into a lot of trouble sometimes. chuckles embarrassedly
V: hahah, okay just to finish up im gonna ask you some first response questions that ok?
Em: Yeah, sure.
V: ok you ready?
Em: sure thing. Hit me with your best, V. grins
V: hahahaha, ok. favorite food when you were human.
Em: Turkey
V: hahah ok. favorite vacation spot
Em: I didn't go on vacations, as a human. I went to town or the closest city.
V: frowns
Em: Don't even remember the name of it, though
V: everyone needs a vacation, even vampires
Em: Oh, yeah
haha.
Now, as part of a vampire family, we just go wherever. Shit, anywhere with Rosie. I like that cabin we have in the mountains....
V: raises brow
Em: smirks I read the last interview, you know what cabin I'm talkin' about, V.
V: oh, i know alright
Em: laughs
V: smirks
Em: We usually have to replace half the furniture after we leave, though. That gets to be a pain, Alice insists it all fucking matches. rolls eyes
V: hahaha
Em: It's just gonna get broken again.
V: shakes head ok, a hobby
Em: snorts and throws hands in the air Hell, I don't know.
V: oh come on
Em: Wrestling with Jasper? grins
V: you're immortal for chrissake
Em: Yeah, but I don't think readers or Rosie would appreciate me saying fucking her, ya know?
V: bursts out laughing
Em: smirks Next?
V: Favorite football team
Em: Whichever one's winning. Hell, I just ask Pix which one will. That's my fave. winks
V: hahah, sure.... ok. um, last question
Em: Yeah, okay. Last one, ask away.
V: makes sure rose isn't around and blurts out will you marry me? grins
Em: laughs and grins I have basically spent this whole interview gushing about how fucking hot my wife is and how I worship the fuck out of her and you ask me to marry you?
V: ahahah
Em: Sorry, V, but I gotta say nope.
V: doesn't hurt to ask, you know. winks
Em: You do realize Rose will read this later.... Right?
V: ummmm
Em: smirks
V: ummmmmmmm. shit
Em: I take that as a NO throws head back and laughs
V: can i get a hug at least pouts
Em: Duh, hun, I was gonna offer you one anyway. hugs tightly, lifting off the ground, and kisses the top of her head
V: grins
Em: Take care, okay V?
V: aww thanks em
Em: sets her down
V: you too
Em: waves and walks out of the room
V: BYEEEEEEEEEE
Ig walks in and shakes head Emmett, I think you might have made her year.
Emmett's booming laugh echoes from outside
Okay, I hope you all enjoyed the interview this week. For anyone who reads this - send in via comments your questions for Assward. We're preparing for his interview in a three or so weeks. Anything you're dying to know? Let me know and I'll let the reporter know!
Ready?
V?
Did you pass out on me?
haha
V: OMG OMG OGM OMGGGGGGGGGGG
bouncing in seat
IG: lol
V: IM ABOUT TO INTERVIEW EMMETT WOMAN
IG: I know.
V: give a minute here
IG: okay
I'll go get him.
leaves to get Emmett, leaving V to freak the fuck out
V: hahahah
Em: walks in and plops into the chair, cracking his knuckles Hey V hun, how ya doing?
V: HEY EMM!!!!!!!!!!
Em: chuckles
V: waves frantically and almost faints
Em: chuckles and grins. waves back So? You have some questions for me?
V: so, emmy - Hey, I can call u emmy right?
Em: Uh... I suppose. I prefer Em or Emmett, but whatever.
V: hahaha
Em: grins
V: I'll call you Em then
Em: okay
V: sooo... hey there
Em: laughs You've said that.
V: how are you doing this fine evening
Em: Pretty cool. IG is working on the next chapter, so I'm just chillin
V: oh cool. got any spoilers for us? winks
Em: smirks Mike Newton pissed his pants?
V: bursts out laughing
Em: grins
V: that's always good to hear
Em: Yeah, the little shithead.
V: so Em. I got a couple of questions for you
Em: I figured, since this is an interview and shit
V: rolls eyes
Em: laughs and winks Ask your questions, V. waves with grandiloquence
V: haha ok. So just to get to know a little better... tell us about yourself and your life before and after you became a vampire...
Em: smiles I've always been a simple guy, V. I love my family, and I'd do anything for them. I came from a big family, and my momma was always keepin us outta trouble as much as she could. I was working hard to help out, but that didn't mean I didn't fool around a lot. After I was changed, I just instantly knew. Rose was the girl for me. laughs Took a while to convince her of the same, but she got the idea after a while. Been with the Cullens my whole life, never regretted a moment. I mean, you can't regret shit. It just makes things harder for everyone. Ya know?
V: yeah.. i totally agree. No regrets.. we wouldn't be who or where we are if something went differently
Em: Yeah, and I'm pretty damn happy where I am. I love my family, I love my Rosie and my sisters Alice and Bella, and my adoptive parents Esme and Carlisle, and my brother Jasper. I love my first family, and I love my current one.
V: smiles okay.. next question
Em: okay
V: heehee
Em: raises a brow I get the feeling this one is gonna be more for your benefit.
V: what makes Emmett Cullen special-different if you will- from all the other guys? or in this case, vampires? winks
Em: laughs I don't think I'm all that special V. I'm pretty strong, even for a vampire, and I laugh a lot more than most I've met, but I'm not anything special.
V: hahahah... so no special tricks or something to have that body and attract the ladies? grins
Em: Haha, nah. I'm just a regular guy. Vampire. ...Though I've heard the dimples work with the ladies. winks
V: hahaha we all love a regular guy mind wanders off to dangerous places
Em: laughs loudly V, girl, pay attention.
V: shakes head and snaps out of it yeah. sorry.
Em: Haha, no problem
V: so... next question
Em: Shoot.
V: were you ever in love before Rose? as a human, i mean?
Em: rubs hand over the back of the neck, frowning thoughtfully Ya see, I don't remember too much from my time as a human. It just doesn't stick around all that much as more time passes, you know? I know I was pretty popular with the ladies. Mostly, I remember this girl that was at the farm down from ours.
V: rolls eyes i cant imagine whyyy
Em: Cute, little thing. Freckles, red hair.
V: hahaha
Em: laughs V, shut up.
V: ok sorry, carry on
Em: Anyway, I think I had a thing with her. But I don't know if I can say it was love. Nothing feels like it could have been love after I met Rosie. Rosie is love, for me. Nothing can compare.
V: awwww
Em: laughs Don't melt on me, V.
V: ahahah ok shakes herself again to remain focused
Em: laughs some more
V: mkay, next one. What are your thoughts on the wolves at La Push?
Em: Go on. Ah, those mutts? laughs I can take 'em.
V: bursts out laughing Sure you can Em.
Em: laughs I can! They're all about the power of their attack, but if there's one thing I've learned wrestling with Jasper, it's that cleverness will take you far.
Those wolves... shakes head
V: hahaha
Em: I've heard rumor that Edward hangs out with one, though. shrugs
V: hahah yeah. Seth
Em: Ah, yeah.
V: he's pretty cool
Em: Is he? I wouldn't know.
V: he's a good kid, really. but ANYWAY
Em: Ha ha
V: haha. if you had stayed human all those years ago, what career would you have pursued? were you in college when carlisle changed you?
Em: If I had stayed human.... Ya see, college was for rich folks back then, and I wasn't all that high up on the food chain. I'd have taken over my family's farm, gotten myself a wife, popped out a few kids.
V: ahahahahah
Em: It would have been a hell of a lot less interesting than being a vampire, that's for sure!
What're you laughing at, V? grins
V: nothing, nothing
Em: Liar. Tell me. smiles, dimples popping up Please?
V: HEY! don't do that to me swoons
Em: Come on... tell me?
V: You KNOW i cant resist the dimples
Em: tilts head and smiles some more Come on, V, please?
V: ahahah i was just laughing at what you said about "popping out a few kids" blushes
they would have been cute smiles
Em: Oh. grins Yeah, they would have been hella cute, right? Ha, great minds V!
V: winks you've got a heck of a great mind in front of you baby
mkay
...
Em: laughs
V: total random question but...what's your favorite holiday? why?
Em: Fuck. Before I became a blood-obsessed leech winks I loved Thanksgiving. Now? Fourth of July. That holiday rocks, the fireworks are so cool and usually I take Rosie somewhere romantic. winks
V: hahaha THAKSGIVING IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY TOO
Em: Haha. You and IG....
V: ask Juliann over there. hahah
Em: haha
V: points to IG
Em: Next week, hun. Pigging out.
V: I KNOWWWWWW. and black friday is THE BEST
Em: Ig's given us all a holiday while she goes visits family.Ha, you sound like Alice., That's an actual holiday for her.
V: haha I KNOW
Em: Black Friday. rolls eyes
V: we're BFFs didn't you hear? DUH its ALWAYS been a holiday dummy
Em: Ha, I think I recall that, actually.
V: hahaha what would you say is your best trait or quality?
Em: I can laugh at anything. It relieves tension when people are stressing if you can make them see the bright side of shit
V: (dimples DONT count) thats always good nods
Em: Ha, V. Of course the dimples don't count.
V: hahaha just making sure. what about your biggest flaw?
Em: Hmm... rubs the back of his neck and grins sheepishly I'm usually pretty irrational. If I think my family or loved ones are in danger, I rush into things that might be better thought through.
V: its pretty understandable, i guess
Em: yeah, but it gets us into a lot of trouble sometimes. chuckles embarrassedly
V: hahah, okay just to finish up im gonna ask you some first response questions that ok?
Em: Yeah, sure.
V: ok you ready?
Em: sure thing. Hit me with your best, V. grins
V: hahahaha, ok. favorite food when you were human.
Em: Turkey
V: hahah ok. favorite vacation spot
Em: I didn't go on vacations, as a human. I went to town or the closest city.
V: frowns
Em: Don't even remember the name of it, though
V: everyone needs a vacation, even vampires
Em: Oh, yeah
haha.
Now, as part of a vampire family, we just go wherever. Shit, anywhere with Rosie. I like that cabin we have in the mountains....
V: raises brow
Em: smirks I read the last interview, you know what cabin I'm talkin' about, V.
V: oh, i know alright
Em: laughs
V: smirks
Em: We usually have to replace half the furniture after we leave, though. That gets to be a pain, Alice insists it all fucking matches. rolls eyes
V: hahaha
Em: It's just gonna get broken again.
V: shakes head ok, a hobby
Em: snorts and throws hands in the air Hell, I don't know.
V: oh come on
Em: Wrestling with Jasper? grins
V: you're immortal for chrissake
Em: Yeah, but I don't think readers or Rosie would appreciate me saying fucking her, ya know?
V: bursts out laughing
Em: smirks Next?
V: Favorite football team
Em: Whichever one's winning. Hell, I just ask Pix which one will. That's my fave. winks
V: hahah, sure.... ok. um, last question
Em: Yeah, okay. Last one, ask away.
V: makes sure rose isn't around and blurts out will you marry me? grins
Em: laughs and grins I have basically spent this whole interview gushing about how fucking hot my wife is and how I worship the fuck out of her and you ask me to marry you?
V: ahahah
Em: Sorry, V, but I gotta say nope.
V: doesn't hurt to ask, you know. winks
Em: You do realize Rose will read this later.... Right?
V: ummmm
Em: smirks
V: ummmmmmmm. shit
Em: I take that as a NO throws head back and laughs
V: can i get a hug at least pouts
Em: Duh, hun, I was gonna offer you one anyway. hugs tightly, lifting off the ground, and kisses the top of her head
V: grins
Em: Take care, okay V?
V: aww thanks em
Em: sets her down
V: you too
Em: waves and walks out of the room
V: BYEEEEEEEEEE
Ig walks in and shakes head Emmett, I think you might have made her year.
Emmett's booming laugh echoes from outside
Okay, I hope you all enjoyed the interview this week. For anyone who reads this - send in via comments your questions for Assward. We're preparing for his interview in a three or so weeks. Anything you're dying to know? Let me know and I'll let the reporter know!
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