Reporter's Interview 5

Tada! Here's this week's interview, with V returning and Emmett starring.
Ready?
V?
Did you pass out on me?
haha

V: OMG OMG OGM OMGGGGGGGGGGG
bouncing in seat
IG: lol
V: IM ABOUT TO INTERVIEW EMMETT WOMAN
IG: I know.
V: give a minute here
IG: okay
I'll go get him.
leaves to get Emmett, leaving V to freak the fuck out
V: hahahah
Em: walks in and plops into the chair, cracking his knuckles Hey V hun, how ya doing?
V: HEY EMM!!!!!!!!!!
Em: chuckles
V: waves frantically and almost faints
Em: chuckles and grins. waves back So? You have some questions for me?
V: so, emmy - Hey, I can call u emmy right?
Em: Uh... I suppose. I prefer Em or Emmett, but whatever.
V: hahaha
Em: grins
V: I'll call you Em then
Em: okay
V: sooo... hey there
Em: laughs You've said that.
V: how are you doing this fine evening
Em: Pretty cool. IG is working on the next chapter, so I'm just chillin
V: oh cool. got any spoilers for us? winks
Em: smirks Mike Newton pissed his pants?
V: bursts out laughing
Em: grins
V: that's always good to hear
Em: Yeah, the little shithead.
V: so Em. I got a couple of questions for you
Em: I figured, since this is an interview and shit
V: rolls eyes
Em: laughs and winks Ask your questions, V. waves with grandiloquence
V: haha ok. So just to get to know a little better... tell us about yourself and your life before and after you became a vampire...
Em: smiles I've always been a simple guy, V. I love my family, and I'd do anything for them. I came from a big family, and my momma was always keepin us outta trouble as much as she could. I was working hard to help out, but that didn't mean I didn't fool around a lot. After I was changed, I just instantly knew. Rose was the girl for me. laughs Took a while to convince her of the same, but she got the idea after a while. Been with the Cullens my whole life, never regretted a moment. I mean, you can't regret shit. It just makes things harder for everyone. Ya know?
V: yeah.. i totally agree. No regrets.. we wouldn't be who or where we are if something went differently
Em: Yeah, and I'm pretty damn happy where I am. I love my family, I love my Rosie and my sisters Alice and Bella, and my adoptive parents Esme and Carlisle, and my brother Jasper. I love my first family, and I love my current one.
V: smiles okay.. next question
Em: okay
V: heehee
Em: raises a brow I get the feeling this one is gonna be more for your benefit.
V: what makes Emmett Cullen special-different if you will- from all the other guys? or in this case, vampires? winks
Em: laughs I don't think I'm all that special V. I'm pretty strong, even for a vampire, and I laugh a lot more than most I've met, but I'm not anything special.
V: hahahah... so no special tricks or something to have that body and attract the ladies? grins
Em: Haha, nah. I'm just a regular guy. Vampire. ...Though I've heard the dimples work with the ladies. winks
V: hahaha we all love a regular guy mind wanders off to dangerous places
Em: laughs loudly V, girl, pay attention.
V: shakes head and snaps out of it yeah. sorry.
Em: Haha, no problem
V: so... next question
Em: Shoot.
V: were you ever in love before Rose? as a human, i mean?
Em: rubs hand over the back of the neck, frowning thoughtfully Ya see, I don't remember too much from my time as a human. It just doesn't stick around all that much as more time passes, you know? I know I was pretty popular with the ladies. Mostly, I remember this girl that was at the farm down from ours.
V: rolls eyes i cant imagine whyyy
Em: Cute, little thing. Freckles, red hair.
V: hahaha
Em: laughs V, shut up.
V: ok sorry, carry on
Em: Anyway, I think I had a thing with her. But I don't know if I can say it was love. Nothing feels like it could have been love after I met Rosie. Rosie is love, for me. Nothing can compare.
V: awwww
Em: laughs Don't melt on me, V.
V: ahahah ok shakes herself again to remain focused
Em: laughs some more
V: mkay, next one. What are your thoughts on the wolves at La Push?
Em: Go on. Ah, those mutts? laughs I can take 'em.
V: bursts out laughing Sure you can Em.
Em: laughs I can! They're all about the power of their attack, but if there's one thing I've learned wrestling with Jasper, it's that cleverness will take you far.
Those wolves... shakes head
V: hahaha
Em: I've heard rumor that Edward hangs out with one, though. shrugs
V: hahah yeah. Seth
Em: Ah, yeah.
V: he's pretty cool
Em: Is he? I wouldn't know.
V: he's a good kid, really. but ANYWAY
Em: Ha ha
V: haha. if you had stayed human all those years ago, what career would you have pursued? were you in college when carlisle changed you?
Em: If I had stayed human.... Ya see, college was for rich folks back then, and I wasn't all that high up on the food chain. I'd have taken over my family's farm, gotten myself a wife, popped out a few kids.
V: ahahahahah
Em: It would have been a hell of a lot less interesting than being a vampire, that's for sure!
What're you laughing at, V? grins
V: nothing, nothing
Em: Liar. Tell me. smiles, dimples popping up Please?
V: HEY! don't do that to me swoons
Em: Come on... tell me?
V: You KNOW i cant resist the dimples
Em: tilts head and smiles some more Come on, V, please?
V: ahahah i was just laughing at what you said about "popping out a few kids" blushes
they would have been cute smiles
Em: Oh. grins Yeah, they would have been hella cute, right? Ha, great minds V!
V: winks you've got a heck of a great mind in front of you baby
mkay
...
Em: laughs
V: total random question but...what's your favorite holiday? why?
Em: Fuck. Before I became a blood-obsessed leech winks I loved Thanksgiving. Now? Fourth of July. That holiday rocks, the fireworks are so cool and usually I take Rosie somewhere romantic. winks
V: hahaha THAKSGIVING IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY TOO
Em: Haha. You and IG....
V: ask Juliann over there. hahah
Em: haha
V: points to IG
Em: Next week, hun. Pigging out.
V: I KNOWWWWWW. and black friday is THE BEST
Em: Ig's given us all a holiday while she goes visits family.Ha, you sound like Alice., That's an actual holiday for her.
V: haha I KNOW
Em: Black Friday. rolls eyes
V: we're BFFs didn't you hear? DUH its ALWAYS been a holiday dummy
Em: Ha, I think I recall that, actually.
V: hahaha what would you say is your best trait or quality?
Em: I can laugh at anything. It relieves tension when people are stressing if you can make them see the bright side of shit
V: (dimples DONT count) thats always good nods
Em: Ha, V. Of course the dimples don't count.
V: hahaha just making sure. what about your biggest flaw?
Em: Hmm... rubs the back of his neck and grins sheepishly I'm usually pretty irrational. If I think my family or loved ones are in danger, I rush into things that might be better thought through.
V: its pretty understandable, i guess
Em: yeah, but it gets us into a lot of trouble sometimes. chuckles embarrassedly
V: hahah, okay just to finish up im gonna ask you some first response questions that ok?
Em: Yeah, sure.
V: ok you ready?
Em: sure thing. Hit me with your best, V. grins
V: hahahaha, ok. favorite food when you were human.
Em: Turkey
V: hahah ok. favorite vacation spot
Em: I didn't go on vacations, as a human. I went to town or the closest city.
V: frowns
Em: Don't even remember the name of it, though
V: everyone needs a vacation, even vampires
Em: Oh, yeah
haha.
Now, as part of a vampire family, we just go wherever. Shit, anywhere with Rosie. I like that cabin we have in the mountains....
V: raises brow
Em: smirks I read the last interview, you know what cabin I'm talkin' about, V.
V: oh, i know alright
Em: laughs
V: smirks
Em: We usually have to replace half the furniture after we leave, though. That gets to be a pain, Alice insists it all fucking matches. rolls eyes
V: hahaha
Em: It's just gonna get broken again.
V: shakes head ok, a hobby
Em: snorts and throws hands in the air Hell, I don't know.
V: oh come on
Em: Wrestling with Jasper? grins
V: you're immortal for chrissake
Em: Yeah, but I don't think readers or Rosie would appreciate me saying fucking her, ya know?
V: bursts out laughing
Em: smirks Next?
V: Favorite football team
Em: Whichever one's winning. Hell, I just ask Pix which one will. That's my fave. winks
V: hahah, sure.... ok. um, last question
Em: Yeah, okay. Last one, ask away.
V: makes sure rose isn't around and blurts out will you marry me? grins
Em: laughs and grins I have basically spent this whole interview gushing about how fucking hot my wife is and how I worship the fuck out of her and you ask me to marry you?
V: ahahah
Em: Sorry, V, but I gotta say nope.
V: doesn't hurt to ask, you know. winks
Em: You do realize Rose will read this later.... Right?
V: ummmm
Em: smirks
V: ummmmmmmm. shit
Em: I take that as a NO throws head back and laughs
V: can i get a hug at least pouts
Em: Duh, hun, I was gonna offer you one anyway. hugs tightly, lifting off the ground, and kisses the top of her head
V: grins
Em: Take care, okay V?
V: aww thanks em
Em: sets her down
V: you too
Em: waves and walks out of the room
V: BYEEEEEEEEEE


Ig walks in and shakes head Emmett, I think you might have made her year.
Emmett's booming laugh echoes from outside
Okay, I hope you all enjoyed the interview this week. For anyone who reads this - send in via comments your questions for Assward. We're preparing for his interview in a three or so weeks. Anything you're dying to know? Let me know and I'll let the reporter know!