But there were some difficulties getting this one completed. Pissed Rosalie - who is our interviewee for the week - off, too. winces
However, things were finally taken care of last night, only there were TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES and the entire thing was deleted. So we had to take another go at things tonight. Sorry for the delays.
This week tears.just.fall - aka Lauren aka my little sis - conducted the interview. Give her a round of applause for doing this last minute last night and AGAIN tonight.
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Lauren Hey everybody! It's great to be here! I'm really excited to be interviewing Rosalie! How are you doing Rose?
Rosalie stares Is that seriously one of your questions?
Lauren Er.... Sure.
Rosalie rolls eyes Just fucking peachy. Everything with this interview has gone great. I've had reporters changed on me three times and the computer keeps freaking out and everything going on with Bella and Edward leaves me just tingling inside. raises brow
Lauren Well it's not my fault you had three different reporters. Now for my second question, do you think Newton really framed Edward?
Rosalie snorts I don't really pay attention to those lame humans at our school. They don't mean anything to me. Decades from now, I'll still be around and and they'll be decrepit or dead. So I don't pay humans any attention - they don't matter in the long run. But from what I do know of Newton, he could have done it. Edward seems very convinced he did.
Lauren You make us humans feel so loved. rolls eyes So, do you think Bella will listen to Edward?
Rosalie sighs irritably Listen, people call me tenacious, but I've got nothing on Bella. She's pissed at Edward, hurt and confused. She's also borderline Red so she's not entirely logical. She might listen to him but she is just as likely to ignore him. It all depends.
Lauren Ooh, are you going to tell us what Bella's power - seemingly named Red - is?
Rosalie snorts Listen, Ig has expressly forbidden us from spilling anything about that, and Bella is rather against it as well. I'm not going to tell you anything. I call it Red because that's the best way Bella can explain it - some weird fucking red mist in her mind.
Okay, fine, I'll tell you one thing about it. smirks
It's connected to her anger management issues.
Lauren pouts We already knew that.
Rosalie smirks Ah well. Now all you slow humans out there know too!
Lauren We're not that slow.
Rosalie raises a slow brow Compared to vampires? Uh, yeah, you are. Get on with your questions, Lauren.
Lauren mutters - Oh, shut up ANYway, how do you feel about the pup?
Rosalie gives weird look Who the fuck is the pup?
Lauren Uh...nevermind!
Rosalie glares No, you brought it up Lauren. Who. Is. The pup?
Lauren is uneasy Ask... Bella.
Rosalie tosses hair over shoulder I will.
Lauren Good luck.
Rosalie eyes suspiciously
Lauren Hm... Oh! Have you ever seen Jeff Dunham?!
Rosalie stares at in disbelief Are you seriously asking me that question?
Lauren Yes.
Rosalie Uh, did you forget who I am married to? Emmett and Jeff Dunham go hand in hand! Of course I've seen fucking Jeff Dunham! Who hasn't? mutters and rolls eyes, shaking head
Lauren I'm just making sure! While we are talking about Emmett... Um... Do you mind me asking....
Rosalie rolls eyes impatiently Just spit it out already Lauren!
Lauren Fine! Bossy much? Gosh, you remind me of IG. Are you and Emmett into kinky sex?
Rosalie What the hell kind of a question is that? Aren't you like... eleven?
Lauren glares while pouting I'm THIRTEEN!
Rosalie Whatever. waves hand dismissively Two years don't make much of a difference in the scheme of things. You're still underage. Plug your ears.
Lauren is still sulking Fine.
Rosalie stares to make sure she does it, then starts talking, still keeping an eye on Lauren Okay, listen people. Emmett and I have been around for a long long time now, and you eventually try new things to spice things up. Not that the bedroom needs much spicing up with Emmett. rolls eyes and smiles fondly Have we tried kinky sex? Yeah; who hasn't? Are we into it? No more than anyone else. If you really want to know someone into it you should ask - no, I shouldn't say. smirks, looks around, and seeing no one scribbles on pad of paper - 'You might want to ask Carlisle or Esme though' No, no! I'm not saying a word on that!
But like I said, we've tried things, and yeah we have some fun from time to time but my man and I don't need it to get it on, you know? smirks
Of course, we do have this cabin up in the mountains. There's no one for miles and we have a large comfy bed, and Emmett takes his fucking torturous time when it comes to my pleasure. smirks Yeah, all of you are jealous that I have him and you don't. You should be.
Lauren unplugs ears and grimaces Rose, I think you and Emmett just made this post go adult content....
Rosalie smirks and shrugs
Lauren ANYNOODLES, What happened with Royce and all?
Rosalie scoffs Seriously? You're asking me that? What the hell for, it's long ago and done with! He acted like a perfect gentleman, got drunk with his buddies, took what they wanted from me and beat me to an inch of my life, left me out in the snow to die in the middle of the night. I went back and - in my wedding dress - and killed all of the men, then tortured Royce to death. grins ferally He got what he deserved in the end, I can tell you that. And I didn't let a drop of their poisonous blood pass my lips, I didn't want it in me.
Lauren Well... that was... morbid.
Rosalie smirks No kidding, but you're the one who asked.
Lauren rolls eyes Whatever. So, how do you feel about Edward?
Rosalie huffs impatiently Listen, girl, I put up with the vague question earlier, but I'm not gonna be so generous on the details this time? How do I feel about Edward personally? As Bella's human boyfriend? As a possible future member of the coven? As a threat to my family? How do you mean?
Lauren smiles innocently All of those!
Rosalie stares with a flat expression and deadpans How did I know you were going to say that?
Lauren Just answer the damn question... questions?
Rosalie sighs irritably, rolling eyes.
How I feel about Edward personally? He's a selfish little fucker and needs to grow the hell up. All he cares about is himself. He does all this reckless shit and doesn't care about how it affects the people around him. He knows the consequences and still does stupid things. He doesn't care. He needs to get his egocentric ass under control and start thinking about others as well.
As Bella's human boyfriend, he makes her happy, so I'm happy for her. I think she could do way better than him, but who am I to dictate who she loves? I mean, yeah, it's complicated with him being human, but he really does seem to care about her and that's better than some assholes out there.
I try not to think of a possible future member of our coven. He annoys the fuck out of me, but he's nice enough I suppose. That's too much of a controversial future at the moment though.
Edward is a serious threat to our family, however, and it's not in an intentional way. First Paris and Helen were almost after his ass, which meant Bella would protect him which meant we'd protect Bella - not that she'd really need it so much with that power of hers. But still. However, there's that whole future thing. If he seriously wants to be with Bella, he has to make the decision soon, and that would mean turning him into one of us. We aren't supposed to bite a person, even if it's their fucking choice. The wolves already hate our asses enough, adding a treaty break to the deal would just give them the excuse they're looking for. Edward is also a means to an end in that regard. They've already tried to get him on their side of the fence, and the kid's held out for us. But those damned mutts are tricky, underhanded bastards. I wouldn't put it past them to try and befriend him and use him to get dirt on us, or get one of us to break the treaty. I don't trust those dogs, at fucking all. They're all a bunch of crazed barbarians.
Lauren laughs nervously Heh... do you know the meaning of irony?
Rosalie Is that seriously your last question? Seriously? Of course I know the meaning of irony, idiot! narrows eyes suspiciously Why?
Lauren Well that's all, bye! runs
Rosalie stands up, shaking her head and muttering about crazy humans with ridiculous questions Thanks a lot, Ig, it's been swell. sneers and rolls eyes
Rosalie stares Is that seriously one of your questions?
Lauren Er.... Sure.
Rosalie rolls eyes Just fucking peachy. Everything with this interview has gone great. I've had reporters changed on me three times and the computer keeps freaking out and everything going on with Bella and Edward leaves me just tingling inside. raises brow
Lauren Well it's not my fault you had three different reporters. Now for my second question, do you think Newton really framed Edward?
Rosalie snorts I don't really pay attention to those lame humans at our school. They don't mean anything to me. Decades from now, I'll still be around and and they'll be decrepit or dead. So I don't pay humans any attention - they don't matter in the long run. But from what I do know of Newton, he could have done it. Edward seems very convinced he did.
Lauren You make us humans feel so loved. rolls eyes So, do you think Bella will listen to Edward?
Rosalie sighs irritably Listen, people call me tenacious, but I've got nothing on Bella. She's pissed at Edward, hurt and confused. She's also borderline Red so she's not entirely logical. She might listen to him but she is just as likely to ignore him. It all depends.
Lauren Ooh, are you going to tell us what Bella's power - seemingly named Red - is?
Rosalie snorts Listen, Ig has expressly forbidden us from spilling anything about that, and Bella is rather against it as well. I'm not going to tell you anything. I call it Red because that's the best way Bella can explain it - some weird fucking red mist in her mind.
Okay, fine, I'll tell you one thing about it. smirks
It's connected to her anger management issues.
Lauren pouts We already knew that.
Rosalie smirks Ah well. Now all you slow humans out there know too!
Lauren We're not that slow.
Rosalie raises a slow brow Compared to vampires? Uh, yeah, you are. Get on with your questions, Lauren.
Lauren mutters - Oh, shut up ANYway, how do you feel about the pup?
Rosalie gives weird look Who the fuck is the pup?
Lauren Uh...nevermind!
Rosalie glares No, you brought it up Lauren. Who. Is. The pup?
Lauren is uneasy Ask... Bella.
Rosalie tosses hair over shoulder I will.
Lauren Good luck.
Rosalie eyes suspiciously
Lauren Hm... Oh! Have you ever seen Jeff Dunham?!
Rosalie stares at in disbelief Are you seriously asking me that question?
Lauren Yes.
Rosalie Uh, did you forget who I am married to? Emmett and Jeff Dunham go hand in hand! Of course I've seen fucking Jeff Dunham! Who hasn't? mutters and rolls eyes, shaking head
Lauren I'm just making sure! While we are talking about Emmett... Um... Do you mind me asking....
Rosalie rolls eyes impatiently Just spit it out already Lauren!
Lauren Fine! Bossy much? Gosh, you remind me of IG. Are you and Emmett into kinky sex?
Rosalie What the hell kind of a question is that? Aren't you like... eleven?
Lauren glares while pouting I'm THIRTEEN!
Rosalie Whatever. waves hand dismissively Two years don't make much of a difference in the scheme of things. You're still underage. Plug your ears.
Lauren is still sulking Fine.
Rosalie stares to make sure she does it, then starts talking, still keeping an eye on Lauren Okay, listen people. Emmett and I have been around for a long long time now, and you eventually try new things to spice things up. Not that the bedroom needs much spicing up with Emmett. rolls eyes and smiles fondly Have we tried kinky sex? Yeah; who hasn't? Are we into it? No more than anyone else. If you really want to know someone into it you should ask - no, I shouldn't say. smirks, looks around, and seeing no one scribbles on pad of paper - 'You might want to ask Carlisle or Esme though' No, no! I'm not saying a word on that!
But like I said, we've tried things, and yeah we have some fun from time to time but my man and I don't need it to get it on, you know? smirks
Of course, we do have this cabin up in the mountains. There's no one for miles and we have a large comfy bed, and Emmett takes his fucking torturous time when it comes to my pleasure. smirks Yeah, all of you are jealous that I have him and you don't. You should be.
Lauren unplugs ears and grimaces Rose, I think you and Emmett just made this post go adult content....
Rosalie smirks and shrugs
Lauren ANYNOODLES, What happened with Royce and all?
Rosalie scoffs Seriously? You're asking me that? What the hell for, it's long ago and done with! He acted like a perfect gentleman, got drunk with his buddies, took what they wanted from me and beat me to an inch of my life, left me out in the snow to die in the middle of the night. I went back and - in my wedding dress - and killed all of the men, then tortured Royce to death. grins ferally He got what he deserved in the end, I can tell you that. And I didn't let a drop of their poisonous blood pass my lips, I didn't want it in me.
Lauren Well... that was... morbid.
Rosalie smirks No kidding, but you're the one who asked.
Lauren rolls eyes Whatever. So, how do you feel about Edward?
Rosalie huffs impatiently Listen, girl, I put up with the vague question earlier, but I'm not gonna be so generous on the details this time? How do I feel about Edward personally? As Bella's human boyfriend? As a possible future member of the coven? As a threat to my family? How do you mean?
Lauren smiles innocently All of those!
Rosalie stares with a flat expression and deadpans How did I know you were going to say that?
Lauren Just answer the damn question... questions?
Rosalie sighs irritably, rolling eyes.
How I feel about Edward personally? He's a selfish little fucker and needs to grow the hell up. All he cares about is himself. He does all this reckless shit and doesn't care about how it affects the people around him. He knows the consequences and still does stupid things. He doesn't care. He needs to get his egocentric ass under control and start thinking about others as well.
As Bella's human boyfriend, he makes her happy, so I'm happy for her. I think she could do way better than him, but who am I to dictate who she loves? I mean, yeah, it's complicated with him being human, but he really does seem to care about her and that's better than some assholes out there.
I try not to think of a possible future member of our coven. He annoys the fuck out of me, but he's nice enough I suppose. That's too much of a controversial future at the moment though.
Edward is a serious threat to our family, however, and it's not in an intentional way. First Paris and Helen were almost after his ass, which meant Bella would protect him which meant we'd protect Bella - not that she'd really need it so much with that power of hers. But still. However, there's that whole future thing. If he seriously wants to be with Bella, he has to make the decision soon, and that would mean turning him into one of us. We aren't supposed to bite a person, even if it's their fucking choice. The wolves already hate our asses enough, adding a treaty break to the deal would just give them the excuse they're looking for. Edward is also a means to an end in that regard. They've already tried to get him on their side of the fence, and the kid's held out for us. But those damned mutts are tricky, underhanded bastards. I wouldn't put it past them to try and befriend him and use him to get dirt on us, or get one of us to break the treaty. I don't trust those dogs, at fucking all. They're all a bunch of crazed barbarians.
Lauren laughs nervously Heh... do you know the meaning of irony?
Rosalie Is that seriously your last question? Seriously? Of course I know the meaning of irony, idiot! narrows eyes suspiciously Why?
Lauren Well that's all, bye! runs
Rosalie stands up, shaking her head and muttering about crazy humans with ridiculous questions Thanks a lot, Ig, it's been swell. sneers and rolls eyes
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Heh... sorry Rose, she can be a little crazy sometimes. Thank you for doing this, though! Aren't you heading up to that cabin in the mountains with Emmett tonight? Tell your family I love them, okay! Especially your husband, but you know I'd love to get even a smile from him....
Heh heh. Uh... bye Rose.
I hope you all enjoyed a look into Rosalie's head, I know it was an experience for me! In-
No, no, Rose! I wasn't implying anything by that! No, calm down....
clears throat So, uh, in other news.... gven is like becoming my hero/cheerleader/fanclub leader. She's working on a banner for PD since I have rudimentary skills ( ;D ) and so far it looks AMAZING! I'll post it up on here when I'm done so you all can see and gush over it. I really really love the font. Seriously.
So again, sorry for the tardiness of this interview!
Heh heh. Uh... bye Rose.
I hope you all enjoyed a look into Rosalie's head, I know it was an experience for me! In-
No, no, Rose! I wasn't implying anything by that! No, calm down....
clears throat So, uh, in other news.... gven is like becoming my hero/cheerleader/fanclub leader. She's working on a banner for PD since I have rudimentary skills ( ;D ) and so far it looks AMAZING! I'll post it up on here when I'm done so you all can see and gush over it. I really really love the font. Seriously.
So again, sorry for the tardiness of this interview!
HAHAHAHAHHAH LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WITH ROSE!! great job lauren!!! loves u girls
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